{"product_id":"smells-like-abandonment-candle-funny-goodbye-gift-coworker-leaving-gift-job-promotion-gift","title":"Smells Like Abandonment Candle | Funny Goodbye Gift | Coworker Leaving Gift | Job Promotion Gift","description":"\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✶ 𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄 😂🕯️✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSay goodbye with a little humor and a lot of personality with our Smells Like Abandonment Candle. This funny scented candle is the perfect way to celebrate a coworker leaving, a new job, a promotion, retirement, or anyone finally escaping the office.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether they're moving on to bigger and better things or simply leaving everyone behind, this candle adds the perfect touch of workplace humor to their farewell celebration. A fun and memorable gift they'll actually laugh about long after their last day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✶ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 8oz reusable matte glass jar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Approximately 35+ hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Natural soy and coconut soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 100% cotton wick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• High-quality phthalate-free fragrance oils, including essential oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Reusable matte jar with wooden lid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Hand-poured in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Funny farewell-themed design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✶ 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😂 Funny Coworker Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👋 Goodbye \u0026amp; Farewell Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💼 Coworker Leaving Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎉 Job Promotion Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚪 New Job Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🏆 Career Celebration Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎓 Retirement Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😆 Funny Office Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Boss Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕯️ Funny Candle Lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this candle when your favorite coworker finally escapes the office, lands their dream job, gets that well-deserved promotion, or officially retires. It's a hilarious way to mark the end of an era and celebrate their next chapter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✶ 𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for something more memorable than a card or generic farewell gift? This funny candle brings personality and humor to any workplace celebration. It's perfect for office friends, coworkers, managers, bosses, or anyone whose departure deserves a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✶ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach candle is hand-poured in small batches using a natural soy and coconut soy blend, a 100% cotton wick, and high-quality phthalate-free fragrance oils including essential oils. The reusable matte glass jar and wooden lid add a stylish touch while making the candle easy to enjoy and repurpose after burning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✶ 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/CraftMeCandleStudio\" tabindex=\"-1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/CraftMeCandleStudio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✶ 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’re just a message away—before or after purchase. 💌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Craft Me A Candle Co LLC","offers":[{"title":"Matte White \/ Tonka \u0026 Oud","offer_id":50184059486346,"sku":null,"price":22.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Fig Tea Fusion","offer_id":50184059519114,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Neroli \u0026 White Jasmine","offer_id":50184059551882,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Zanzibar Coast","offer_id":50184059584650,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Toasted Pumpkin Spice","offer_id":50184059617418,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Amber \u0026 Oud","offer_id":50184059650186,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Leather \u0026 Oud","offer_id":50184059682954,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Raspberry Vanilla","offer_id":50184059715722,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Roasted Pine Cone","offer_id":50184059748490,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Oud \u0026 Mahogany","offer_id":50184059781258,"sku":null,"price":22.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte White \/ Unscented","offer_id":50184059814026,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Tonka \u0026 Oud","offer_id":50184059846794,"sku":null,"price":22.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Fig Tea Fusion","offer_id":50184059879562,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Neroli \u0026 White Jasmine","offer_id":50184059912330,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Zanzibar Coast","offer_id":50184059945098,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Toasted Pumpkin Spice","offer_id":50184059977866,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Amber \u0026 Oud","offer_id":50184060010634,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Leather \u0026 Oud","offer_id":50184060043402,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Raspberry Vanilla","offer_id":50184060076170,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Roasted Pine Cone","offer_id":50184060108938,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Oud \u0026 Mahogany","offer_id":50184060141706,"sku":null,"price":22.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Matte Black \/ Unscented","offer_id":50184060174474,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/0897\/3194\/files\/download_3_469ee786-f1f2-46c0-a23e-4e2a1aa1489c.png?v=1789150953","url":"https:\/\/craftmeacandle.com\/products\/smells-like-abandonment-candle-funny-goodbye-gift-coworker-leaving-gift-job-promotion-gift","provider":"Craft Me A Candle Co LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}