{"product_id":"funny-retirement-gift-candle-custom-name-candle-smells-like-its-not-my-problem-boss-retirement","title":"Funny Retirement Gift Candle | Custom Name Candle | Smells Like Its Not My Problem | Boss Retirement","description":"\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✶ 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 “𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌” 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄 😂🕯️🥂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate their well-earned retirement with a little humor and a whole lot of “not my problem anymore!” Our Funny Retirement Gift Candle is the perfect way to congratulate a boss, coworker, employee, or office favorite who's officially leaving the work world behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePersonalize the candle with their name or custom details to make the joke even more memorable. Whether it's for a retirement party, farewell celebration, congratulations gift, or a coworker who's finally escaped the office, this candle is a fun keepsake they'll remember long after their last day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✶ 𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Add a custom name\u003cbr\u003e🤣 “It's Not My Problem” retirement theme\u003cbr\u003e💼 Perfect for bosses and coworkers\u003cbr\u003e🥂 Celebrate their new retirement life\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Personalized congratulations gift\u003cbr\u003e👋 Fun farewell keepsake\u003cbr\u003e💌 Add a personal touch to their retirement gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✶ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🕯️ 8oz reusable matte glass jar\u003cbr\u003e🔥 35+ hour burn time\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Natural soy and coconut soy wax blend\u003cbr\u003e🤍 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e🌸 High-quality phthalate-free fragrance oils, including essential oils\u003cbr\u003e♻️ Reusable matte glass jar with wooden lid\u003cbr\u003e✨ Hand-poured in small batches in our Florida studio\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✶ 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎉 Retirement party gifts\u003cbr\u003e💼 Retiring boss gifts\u003cbr\u003e😂 Funny coworker gifts\u003cbr\u003e👋 Employee farewell gifts\u003cbr\u003e🥂 Congratulations on retirement\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Personalized retirement keepsakes\u003cbr\u003e🤣 Office humor gifts\u003cbr\u003e🏆 Retirement celebration gifts\u003cbr\u003e☕ Former coworker gifts\u003cbr\u003e✨ Unique congratulations gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight this candle when the emails can wait, the meetings are someone else's problem, and the alarm clock is officially optional. It's a playful way to celebrate the freedom that comes with retirement and remind them that their work worries are officially behind them. 😂🥂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✶ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach candle is hand-poured in small batches using a natural soy and coconut soy wax blend, a 100% cotton wick, and high-quality phthalate-free fragrance oils, including essential oils. 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